lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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Why yes, thank you kind one. I once was a gold digger, but well now, shidddd.

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